Piranha 3D

I think this is coming out on DVD finally? You guys have to get on that shit, this shit is epic, easily one of the best movies of the year, one of the most perfect horror comedies ever made...

You know that scene in Jaws 3D, where they have that glass aquarium underwater thing, and the kids are walking down it, and all of a sudden there's a giant ass fake looking shark coming at the kids?

Well they have like a similar glass aquarium in Piranha 3D, and Jerry O Connel (who's a porn director in this) and his buddies are down there drinking while up above Kelly Brook and this other chick start like making out, rubbing each other etc...and they take their tops off, their bottoms off and then jump down into the water fully nude, in 3D, all while hilarious music plays, and the dudes in the aquarium start filming it, and the scene goes on for something like 5 minutes just showing them in an underwater ballet before the piranhas even show up....hahahaha

Oh man, there is just cheesy scene after cheesy scene in this shit. And its all classic. Like when you first see the piranhas, or when Doc Brown is explaining what the piranhas are, and when Eli Roth shouts "SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES", or the epic spring break scene where Ving Rhames is like "chew on this motherfucker", jeez this film was great.

Oh by the way, I'm gonna take as many people as I can to the sequel that's allready coming out this year, Piranha 3DD.

The tagline is going to be "Piranha 3DD: They get even bigger". Not even kidding ahahaha. And it stars Anna Paquin, Denise Richards and Bruce Campbell. Samuel L. Jackson said he might cameo.

No fucking way am I buying this fucking movie. Also, there's no way I'm seeing the sequel.

It's a great movie. As for the sequel -- titties, brad. Titties. Plus apparently Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer and Christopher Lloyd are all coming back for the sequel. And Jason Mewes might join the cast too. Hahaha.



Ahahahaha.